To Be Or Not To Be

Seinfeld: …so the show would be about my real life; and one of the characters would be based on you.

Kramer: No, I don’t think so.

Seinfeld: What do you mean you “don't think so”?

Kramer: I don't like it.

Seinfeld: I don't understand: what don’t you like about it?

Kramer: I don't like the idea of a character based on me.

(…)

Kramer: I tell you what: you can do it on one condition.

Seinfeld: What ever you want.

Kramer: I get to play Kramer.

Seinfeld: You can’t play Kramer.

Kramer: I am Kramer!!

Seinfeld: But you can't act!

Kramer: Wow!